WHY?? WHY are they selling these? What's next? Bumpits for dogs so they can have volume in their dog hair as they trot for judges at their dog shows? They have clothes for dogs, I bet dog Bumpits are next. I don't know about you, but that frightens me.

It is my opinion that those who wear Bumpits clearly do not read their Vogue. I believe it's time to renew a certain subscription. STAT!